Auntie dakota

An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.

Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?

Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole

Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 25, 2023

Dakota

Dakota is like a fresh drop of rain. She’s smart, inspiring, kind, funny, and tenacious. She usually wears clothes that hide her body. She can be insecure, but she always snaps back. Her smile lights up a room. And you could get lost in her eyes forever. She can be feisty though so make sure you can handle and sarcasm and attitude.

Person One: “Who is she?”

Person Two: “That’s Dakota..”

Person One: “She’s amazing”

Person Two: “I know..”

by Waterlily44 February 24, 2023

Dakota

An insane and murderous arsonist who would destroy the world just to pet a fox

My friend is a complete Dakota

by Anonymous Koala Enthusiast March 9, 2023

dakotaing

To see incessantly consider how mundane every day things pertain to Battletech.

Dakota brought up Battletech thirteen times at lunch today, he's really dakotaing lately.

by Chay Comas March 30, 2023

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.

Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.

by South American Tundra May 21, 2025