A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota barnhouse is what you’d call a retarded white boy wanna be . He will try to tell you whatever you wanna hear to make himself look good.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
by Wishaniggawood February 27, 2022
Get the Dakota Banrhousemug. A word to describe a person called Dakota or two states in the U.S called North Dakota and South Dakota.
by wiwiwiw123 February 25, 2025
Get the Dakotamug. A loving man who can be stupid at times and can be a goof. He likes to go back for more with others and is very nice to the ones he loves. He is into boys and can sometimes get bullied by it becuase of events. Although he loves his family he does tend to go off with his mates and have a good time. They do sometimes take the mick and call him gay.
He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
by Jamie clockwall October 24, 2018
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!
That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!
by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025
Get the Dakota priscomug. 
by Anonymous Koala Enthusiast March 9, 2023
Get the Dakotamug.