Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

Night Cricket

A term used as a slur against black people.

1: "Dude, did you see the 7/11 down the street get robbed last night?"
2: "Yeah, I saw two night crickets run out the back door."

by wifebeater8651 March 17, 2024

crickets

no response; no reaction; silence. often used to emphasize a loss for words, awkwardness

“… crickets 😐😐”

by r0s3t4yl0r July 1, 2023

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

cricket

To be so comfortable in your bed that you start to rub your legs in a fashion similar to that of a cricket.

I was so comfy last night that I began to cricket!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!

by chirp_577 December 3, 2017