A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021
Get the Crankmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Crank《¤》crAnk《¤》cranK《¤》mug. by SOUTHERNSLANG09 January 19, 2022
Get the Crankmug. 1:
person a ~ i heard that jessica slept with the whole football team
person b ~ yeah shes a crank
2:
person a ~ did you hear that new song by q da fool
person b ~ that song is a crank
person a ~ i heard that jessica slept with the whole football team
person b ~ yeah shes a crank
2:
person a ~ did you hear that new song by q da fool
person b ~ that song is a crank
by mvc911 January 12, 2021
Get the crankmug. Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
Get the Crank that Soulja Boymug. Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."
by tt2813 August 14, 2009
Get the Crankmug.