cow rider

A cow rider is a person who rides cows on their spare time

“Can u go to the cinema” “no” “y” “I’m busy””ugh ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

rat cow

a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese

Frenchie will be the greatest rat cow to walk the planet.

by name May 06, 2003

mad cowing

acting crazy, freaking out

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury

by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008

red cow

Having sex with a girl on her period while sucking her nipple

Once a month my life let’s me have a red cow...

by Lpodz23 March 03, 2018

Cow Stupid

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

by cristobaldelascasas May 12, 2006

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 22, 2009

bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

by bleached cow February 06, 2019