bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

red cow

Having sex with a girl on her period while sucking her nipple

Once a month my life let’s me have a red cow...

by Lpodz23 March 3, 2018

cow rider

A cow rider is a person who rides cows on their spare time

“Can u go to the cinema” “no” “y” “I’m busy””ugh ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

cow-lover

A mildly overweight hairy man with possible Chinese and Indian ancestry and a thing for morbidly obese women.

The king is a cow-lover

by Balatkari September 22, 2013

Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011

rat cow

a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese

Frenchie will be the greatest rat cow to walk the planet.

by name May 6, 2003