cowboy Bauer

Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.

Bro its cowboy Bauer.

by Zwordkilla June 8, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.

Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.

by L195 June 10, 2021

pp cowboy

pp cowboy is pp cowboy

she riding that dick like a pp cowboy

by ppcowboyprncess12 August 20, 2022

Lineshaft Cowboy

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.

Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.

by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

cowboy kink

bitches who find hot men wearing cowboy hats attractive

bitches: omg!! i think i might have a cowboy kink!!

by crowinabirdcage October 8, 2022

Cowboy Burger

a cowboy burger is when you take a shit between a milfs arse cheeks then clap them together screaming yeehaw as you jizz on her wrinkled forehead.

Me and my girl did the cowboy burger last night.

by jacksteelio May 30, 2022