by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008
Get the mad cowingmug. A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.
by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013
Get the Sad Cowmug. by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020
Get the cow ridermug. a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese
by name May 6, 2003
Get the rat cowmug. by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011
Get the Schmeow Cowmug. This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!
by TheProRammer August 18, 2014
Get the Cow Rammug. (adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.
by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006
Get the Cow Stupidmug.