I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.

The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse

by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018

Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.

Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse

by D.wnklr May 6, 2020

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020