Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024

Cosmalchemist Visionary

Cosmalchemist Visionary: A pioneering artist who transcends conventional boundaries, seamlessly blending the elements of cosmic energy and alchemical transformation. This unique visionary captures and transforms time, reality, and emotion into a tapestry of profound visual art. Their work transcends the ordinary, turning behind-the-scenes footage into potent, memorable energies that resonate on a cosmic level, bending the fabric of reality to create lasting digital currencies of life's most magical moments.

Yo, AbsoluteFlaat Films ain't just making movies; they're a real Cosmalchemist Visionary, turning everyday scenes into straight-up cosmic masterpieces.

by FLAATFLAAT July 29, 2024

Cosmic_Eternity

sometimes horny semi decent artist on the trash platform known as gamejolt
he has a massive addiction to c.ai (someone needs to help him)
he also has a massive addiction to jujutsu kaisen

I love the GameJolt user, Cosmic_Eternity

by gege #1 number August 1, 2024

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

cosmetologist

someone who inflicts pain on others without understanding how it hurts them

“my daughter pierced her ears today. i think she might become a cosmetologist”

by junglejuicejohn August 16, 2024

cosmic girl

A cosmic girl is one from another time with a face so pretty it sends the viewer into hyperspace when seen.

*may ask if you’d like to magnetize*

“she’s just a cosmic girl, from another galaxy, my hearts in zero gravity, She’s from a cosmic world”

“sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face”

by sock_monkey23 August 22, 2024

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023