conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again

As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?

by Louskilou November 20, 2015

Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.

by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016

Conversation Amnesia

Conversation amnesia - having the same conversation more than once because you can't remember bringing up the topic before.

I forgot that you had tattoos... Duh! Conversation Amnesia.

by Iceberg_Jim July 4, 2016

Conversation Deja Vu

When a conversation occurs more than once.

Bobby: "So my Aunt has a couch made out of llama."
Billy Bob: "I'm getting conversation deja vu. Didn't you already tell me this?"

by CriptheCripple January 12, 2017

Converse

A rubber and canvas shoe generally worn by homosexuals. Comes in various colours and patterns, often customized with different laces, illustrations or words drawn on the sides.

"Converse? That's f---ing gay!"

by not a heterosexual May 27, 2017

Conversational rapist

Someone who forcibly inserts themselves into a conversation they were not previously invited into.

Fucking Bowen! He's a conversational rapist!

by Akflyer May 17, 2017

conversashön

Politically conservative conversation about real life social issues like crime, poverty, etc.

Let's not listen to the left's propaganda and start a civilized conversashön.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2017