Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.

Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!

by mishcyda April 24, 2017

The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self

"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

its.not.cesar

Some random guy on tiktok

Did you see its.not.cesar on tiktok

by oofPinGazelle November 21, 2021

Anthony + Cesar

The PERFECT COUPLE. The look so good together and are the best boyfriends. They like eachother so much but somtimes get into conflict. When they do all they do is roast eachother. These two are inseparable and belong with eachother. When they roast eachother they can't do it right so they bothe lose. They are the perfect couple....

CESAR : "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANTHONY ❤️❤️"

Anthony + Cesar Forever 🥰🥰❤️❤️

ANTHONY " I LOVE YOU TO CESAR 🥰🥰"

by therealdealemily January 27, 2023