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Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.
Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."
by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021
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Cardinal Mooney Highschool

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?

A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021
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Cardine

The real life superwomen - that girl cardine is a badderz
by Ends2net November 22, 2021
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cardina

She’s one of a kind. You’ll rarely meet someone with her name because it belongs to a rare woman. She’s loving, kind and the most generous. But BEWARE. She is not to be played with. The believes in 2 eyes for 1 so stay on her good side. She’ll also run a man’s well dry, if you let her.
by Drop down and get my eagle on November 22, 2021
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cardina

She’s one of a kind. You’ll rarely meet someone with her name because it belongs to a rare woman. She’s loving, kind and the most generous. But BEWARE. She is not to be played with. The believes in 2 eyes for 1 so stay on her good side. She’ll also run a man’s well dry, if you let her.
by Drop down and get my eagle on November 22, 2021
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Cardinal

this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
wow cardinal thanks for the advice i'm glad we're cool you always got my back.
by sumsumsum689 November 23, 2021
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Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 25, 2021
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