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Canada's History

A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.
by Exail February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?
by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."
by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."
by Majere February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
by bilch83 February 4, 2010
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