Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.
Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010
Get the California Funnelmug. When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
by steven dutch man November 14, 2011
Get the california creamermug. California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."
by tommythegun January 3, 2007
Get the Hotel Californiamug. Just about THE BEST FREKKIN TOWN EVER. Grew up here, and still live here and its just so AMAZING. Sooooo much better than HMB, (who can suck it) because our high schools kick the crap out of every sport they do. SO HAHAHAHA P TOWN RULES
Person 1: DUDE i just went 2 PACIFICA, CALIFORNIA and it was AMAZING.
Person 2: Is it better than HMB?
Person 1: HELL YAH.
Person 2: Is it better than HMB?
Person 1: HELL YAH.
by supergleek3 April 1, 2011
Get the PACIFICA, CALIFORNIAmug. A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.
by nunnyo January 12, 2013
Get the California Burritomug. When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
Get the California Crumpetmug. california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
Get the california scentsmug.