Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 21, 2009

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011

Cow Stupid

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

mad cowing

acting crazy, freaking out

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury

by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008

rat cow

a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese

Frenchie will be the greatest rat cow to walk the planet.

by name May 6, 2003

cow rider

A cow rider is a person who rides cows on their spare time

“Can u go to the cinema” “no” “y” “I’m busy””ugh ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020