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Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN
by Kayla Bayla June 22, 2021
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A new term for outsourcing- outsourcing American energy jobs like oil and natural gas, that is.
Stop buying indulgences and sinning again, start making America independent again.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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taylor bui

Daniel: “Hey have you met Taylor Bui?”
k: “Yes, I have! She gives me dumb bottom energy.”
by femboypegger420 November 6, 2020
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buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina
Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.
by hakym201 November 6, 2017
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Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.
"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."
by Peter The May 15, 2016
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