The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
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A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.
Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.
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Get the Bulletin Spam mug.A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
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