A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
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Get the Bryan william mug.Bryan tend to be tall,skinny but athletic.With a really good smile.He is very confident to the point people can call him arrogant.He Can be very mean or rude sometimes due to his lack of tact and brutal honesty when telling people things but he’s The type of person who is there to cheer you up when your at your worst.
In relationship he tends to be a very romantic guy , doing things that many guys wouldn’t do for you, and he won’t miss an opportunity to tell you how beautiful you look.
In relationship he tends to be a very romantic guy , doing things that many guys wouldn’t do for you, and he won’t miss an opportunity to tell you how beautiful you look.
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Bryan is my favorite person.
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