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Boston crawl

The best strategy for making a left hand turn across three lanes of traffic when there is no light. Slowly crawl out into traffic blocking it, eventually the driver will be able to slowly cross all lanes of traffic. Oncoming drivers will stop to forgo impending damage to their own cars.

This strategy can also be applied to more or less lanes of traffic, making it a very flexible method of getting to a destination.

Titled Boston crawl specifically because the only way to cross traffic in Boston is to block the way of other drivers. There is no way more than one person in unison will let a driver into traffic.
To make a left hand turn onto Beacon street, you will probably have to do the Boston crawl.
by Alicia Bowman January 11, 2009
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Boston George

"Boston George" as referred to in Andre Nickatina's "Ayo for Yayo" is a nickname for George Jung, a cocaine dealer in the 70's and 80's. George Jung was responsible for about 85% of the U.S. Cocaine market. If you sniffed coke in those twenty years, its probable it came from him. George Jung grew up in New England, where he got his name "Boston George." After high school, George Jung moved to California with his friend "Tuna" to roam the beaches, and soon got into the marijuana scene. After running out of money, George decided to team up with his friends to start selling marijuana. After realizing his market would be better off without a middle-man, he began stealing single engine cessna aircraft and smuggling the drug in from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and taking it cross-country to a demanding east-coast U.S. market. In the mid-70's, in Chicago, George Jung was arrested for possesion of over 660 pounds of marijuana. Before going to jail, George learned that his girlfriend would soon die from cancer. George fled to take care of her, and after she died, he was a fugitive on the run. He was arrested after his mother informed the police that he had returned home. George Jung spent a few months in jail, where he met a friend from Colombia who could get his hands on cocaine, which was becoming more and more popular. After he got out of jail, he hired pilots to smuggle cocaine, hundreds of kilos at a time, into florida. George brought in over 30 million dollars all to himself, and after having a wife and a child, was cut off from his sources including Pablo Escobar by his dealing partner. At his birthday party, including guests that were some of the world's top cocaine smugglers, George was caught in a set-up by the F.B.I. George's money was seized from his out-of-country bank by the U.S., and his wife and daughter left him. Without any money, George tried to make enough money to get his fast growing daughter back from his ex-wife, and decided to refer to an old friend to make some fast cash. As a plea to get out of prison, his old dealing partners set George up, and he faces more than 30 years in jail. He is still in prison today, and is available for parole in 2015.
Like to blow like Boston George.
by Supersavage July 19, 2008
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The Boston-Providence Theory

The Boston-Providence Theory states that there is nothing in Rhode Island that is better than anything in Massachusetts. Rhode Island was created in 1765 when Jonathan Williams, a prominent cartographer, sneezed while drawing Massachusetts. The most persuading data to back up the Boston-Providence Theory is as follows:

1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
Guy 1: I don't really feel safe living in Providence.
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?

"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008
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Boston Pancake

The act upon which during sex the man takes a shit on the girls chest, afterward's he proceeds to rub his ass on her tits to spread the shit around and then finally cums all over the shit.
Craig: "Oh shit dude, we were so fucking drunk that night that i gave her a Boston Pancake!"

Nelson: "HOLY SHIT!"
by itsbinkl182 May 3, 2010
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Boston Pancake

The newest dance craze.

Replicates the actions of the little known Boston Pancake sexual act but the dancer remains fully clothed with a stoic expression.
Can be done individually or within a group.
Man check it out! That girl knows how to dance the Boston Pancake! Let us all join in!
by Stekel March 20, 2009
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Bostonian

Kick ass kids that talk with a boston accent and have seen movies such as the "Departed". These people eat, sleep, drink (alcohol), and listen to dropkick murphies. These people are the true americans of this world.
Bostonian is the way to be ya cock suckah
by Matt Flannigan April 12, 2008
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boston three party

When three guys screw the same girl by having her straddle the first while he is sitting in a chair, the other gets her from the back, and the third stands on the sides of the chair so she can suck his dick.
My friends and I couldn't figure out how we could all screw this hot girl so we decided to run the boston three party on her!
by Tyler, Matt, and Jeremy February 14, 2008
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