If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin Guymug. a totally 神經病 (crazy) guy who has an attraction to someone named Tasha. He is a total buzzkill and a jerk. He somehow calls everyone 'best friend’ when he needs something. If you reject him, your not his 'bestfriend' anymore lol
Benjamin: PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I NEED TO FINISH THIS HWK PLS TELL ME ANSWER
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
by oneoftheteachersyouknow March 23, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. by americanphobe May 28, 2022
Get the elijah and benjaminmug. by It’s Fucking 1984 November 15, 2025
Get the Benjaminsmug. 
Benjamin is the most innovative person in the world. He cooks chicken in his basement and even uses his pliers as chicken picker-uppers. Will not stop eating, not afraid to get half drunk. Moms hate him.
that guy is benjamin
by andrew norotn April 18, 2019
Get the Benjaminmug. Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...mug.