Benjamin Luke Turek

Pookie Bear 🐻

Benjamin Luke Turek is pookie bear 🐻

by Benothy February 11, 2024

Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.

“Benjamin is so fit”

by Mary483 December 23, 2022

Benjamin Gavin

A very kind, nice, and loud-ass friend. He is also tall, a squeaker and talks to anyone who he knows. He doesn't know what a girl is, and only takes in the guys. If you have a Benjamin Gavin, don't let him go, because he will be your best buddy forever.

Benjamin Gavin was walking down the street until he got ran over by a car.

by LoganTheDudeRox January 25, 2022

benjamin tornado

A fuck ton of money

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

Benjamin Glaubke

An amazing love-maker. Very handsome and cool. He gets every chick he comes across. Anyone to see him instantly falls in love.

Benjamin Glaubke is great in bed.

by Sneb1 October 11, 2020

Benjamin Shergold

A particular far eastern bong style vaporizer, used for recreational consuming of marijuana. The "Shergold" was popular in the Teng Dynasty as it was beleived that the instrument was made out of gold horded by Sher's mandarin for dragon. Benji was added due to Benjamin Franklin reported to use it.

Servant" I have brought you sir the finest marijuana in the 5 kingdoms!"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"

by DR. MikeilJohhanssen February 20, 2011

Benjamin

The homlesman that takes the most atrocious upper decky rip from the penjamin because he got too drunk and ended up butt baked in front of Fred Meyers

Damn it's Benjamin

by Pezus the Jesus May 8, 2025