The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014
Get the bed-swillmug. When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
Get the Eat bedmug. by Mrbute September 1, 2023
Get the Bed Wombmug. Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
Get the jizz bedmug. Commonly referred to when an over weight male has a weak boner and is then sat on by his fat wife in bed. This causes him to take a giant shit from the excitement, resulting in a duo of snow angle activity in the pile of excess body fluids.
I was in the middle of a porn video, when my grandmother called me asking if i could wipe her ass cause she's so fat she can't reach around. My wife Judy jumped on my 2 inch junk, causing an instant dirty bed.
by MethDuck February 21, 2014
Get the dirty bedmug. The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.
by Emnor January 22, 2016
Get the Bed shufflemug. The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
Get the Bed paralysismug.