when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
Get the Butter Boots mug.When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.
My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.
Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.
Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.
by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015
Get the muffle butter mug.Adjective;
Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
by fetherbird December 27, 2018
Get the Utter Butter mug.Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
by terekanddravis March 5, 2010
Get the Butter Trail mug.The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.
by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008
Get the crock butter mug.When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
Get the Peacunt Butter mug.We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.
by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014
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