SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Side bro 

The male equivalent of a side hoe.

A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.

Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D

Side bro by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe 

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018

among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus 

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among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus

among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus by father i crave violence March 28, 2022

cool story bro 

A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.

Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"

cool story bro by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011

spider bro 

A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.

Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.

John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.

Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and

returned your movies!

John: Thanks alot spider bro!

spider bro by magana91 July 19, 2011

Step bro

If u say that someone is your stepbrother it means you have a crush on them

Hey Jessica I think alex might be my step bro

Step bro by My dad is my dad September 30, 2020