Boyfriend Disease

A condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. Symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.

I really miss Michael. I haven't seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.

by Grandma430 November 26, 2017

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Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.

like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.

by arge68 February 5, 2021

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Boyfriend Finder

A friend (usually a bestfriend) that goes out of his/hers way to make a female friend happy. This is not strongly advised, because soon the couple will become annoying as all hell.

Amy-So Benjamin, I heard you got Miah and Charlie together. Is that true?

Benjamin-Yes it sure is!

Amy-Wow your a real boyfriend finder! Could you help me?

by LonelyMan15 January 7, 2012

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Ideal Boyfriend

A tall man, a man named Niels. A man that loves you and takes care of you. He loves to be romantic and give you lots of kisses and hugs. Often described as "The Ideal Boyfriend".

Wow! Niels would truly be my Ideal Boyfriend!

by Bengel2004 May 14, 2020

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Vegas boyfriend

A fleeting dance floor relationship based on crazy flirty dancing. Usually degenerates as soon as the guy oversteps the Vegas boyfriend boundary by trying to talk to or inappropriately touch his dance partner. Rare and hard to find.

I thought I'd found the perfect Vegas boyfriend but he tried to grope me so I had to cut him loose.

by anemeth October 8, 2011

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