razy bit

What laura is when jordan's c & h keys don't work.

'You sure are a razy bit laura!'
'Looks like your c and h keys have gone wrong again!'

by J-doggie dogg August 18, 2012

Snid-bit

Just a little or a small amount of a particular subject or object

Just take off a snid-bit from the top.

by Sifujo August 1, 2018

clench bit

when your penis gets pinched by your fly zipper

"OW I just had a clench bit"

by mental663 September 20, 2019

Trippin Bits

This is a way to express if someone is making no sense or if someone is "fuxking crazy". It is best used within a sentence pointing towards a homosapian of some sort.

" Dude, that twat is trippin bits, man... "

by Kaleycakes June 20, 2008

bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

schiz bits

and exclamation of frustration or suprise. a milder replacement of the 's' bomb.

You got and F. "Aw, schiz bits!!"

Someone put and icecube down your shirt. "Holy schiz bits!!!"

by demonlove April 18, 2009

bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011