john anthony

when you mistake someone's name for another one thats not at all like their actual name.

hey jimmy!

um..my name is maria! did you just make me into a john anthony???

by harrystylesluv August 11, 2015

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marc-anthony

someone with a very large penis. gets a lot of girls and everyone likes him being near.

"Omg your so Marc-Anthony" says say all the girls to the guy.

by madreesmann November 15, 2016

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an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.

GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!

by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011

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