Australian Leopard Paw

When one man squats over a bowl while another man kneels in front of him gagging to his balls. As the man squatting nearly reaches climax he has to projectile squirt diarrhoea out of his anus into the bowl and simultaneously as he ejaculates the man kneeling has to coat his hand in fecal matter and splatter the excrement on the squatting man’s chest as he takes his balls deep in his throat.

Last night Jeremy’s girlfriend walked in on him and I doing an Australian Leopard Paw.

by Puppington July 12, 2025

Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians

We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague

by SaucyBoi3000 May 14, 2018

Australian

Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down

˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025

Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018