Alexander's do usualy have a huge penis and big muscles. He always have at least 10 girlfriends at the same time. He is realy good at fucking
Alexander do you have a huge penis?
by Petrus denisson July 8, 2023

"I need to get railed by Alexander!!"
by Mommy Milker 101 June 22, 2021

A skinny gamer dude who is a lazy start up entrepreneur. He talks about getting the big life, but he doesn’t really do anything about it. Has enormous hands that can send your body riveting, but he’s very out of touch with his emotions. Still holds onto his mother figure, despite of how unhealthy she and him are. When he loves you, prepare to feel like a Princess. When he hates you, prepare to feel like his mother.
Alexander
by Lou0210 August 7, 2022

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Alex. Literally the most amazing man I have ever met. He cares for me more than myself, makes me happy even when I am in the worst place and breaking down. I am so happy that I met him and appreciate him more than he knows. He is so SO sexy. Not only does he make me feel so beautiful and special every single day, I also look up to him. He wants to better himself everyday and always takes action to become a better version of himself (and the current version is already perfect in every single way).
by Sushirocks833728921 April 13, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

A guy that will care for you in the good and bad. he never lets you down at any cause. A professional at playing the cello, and guitar. Has v nice hair like oml. looks like vic fuentes mixed with a bit of oliver sykes and some kellin quinn. owes me food.he can be a shitty person sometimes but that won't stop people from loving him, especially me. :))
by xx.dropdeaad.xx July 22, 2016
