Alaric

Lonely dude that can't keep a girl

That guy gets no girls
He is such an alaric

by Untelo May 12, 2020

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006

G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.

"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"

by talroma December 9, 2008

Abtar

A midget bastard who slaps another person with weak hands and also speaks a foreign language to insult one.

You fucking bastard abtar.

by Afsheen Semnani January 21, 2003

dirty alara

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara

by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021

Albar

Albar is a cute man who Daniel wants to kiss and watch anime with

I hope I can see Albar tonight he's so amazing and I love him.

by Deneko May 22, 2021

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008