A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
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ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
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ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
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by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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