Australian

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!

Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris

by Istambay December 23, 2015

Australian Prime Minister

The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds

Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”

Tyrone: “What the hell?”

by Dumbation May 31, 2024

Australian Chimney

The act of using one end of an electronic cigarette as a dildo, while your partner takes hits, or "drags" off the other end.

"Yo dude, sweet vape! Your girl been an Australian Chimney yet?"

by friedalpacazombie September 18, 2015

Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.

Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!

by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022

australian sex

Sensual licking of the back and spine, from neck to tailbone

During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.

by Booksquirm July 27, 2024

Australian Spitroast

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.

She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 3, 2024