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Ashley

20 year old college student. Her parents pay her tuition without needing loans. Feels she deserves extra credit for attending class. Lacks self-awareness and humility, but loves using filters in snap. When she turns 40, she'll be a Karen.
"The semester is over Ashley; I can't give you an extra credit to improve your grade."
"Remember when Ashley complained to the Department chair about me? Now she wants to me write her a letter of recommendation!?!?"
by professorlife May 19, 2020
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assholebitch

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word
jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH
by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010
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asshole cough

A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
by prayforwinter July 22, 2010
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from asshole to breakfast

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.
"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"
by *K8E* November 22, 2006
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Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen:(N)

Hot. The sexier Olsen twin
by Megan May 13, 2005
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Flamin' hot asshole

When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.
OMG i just got off the toilet and wtf i had the worst flamin' hot asshole ever. It was pure red!
by tehrawrz1 March 30, 2011
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Ashley

Amazing, caring, smart, goal setter, high achiever, cares of others before herself, always willing to help out a friend. Great kisser and comfortable with who she is. Not very many enemies, everyone loves her. Alway see's the best in people at the beginning. Don't however get on her bad side, when you are there, you stay for a while. Family is important and looks to God for strength. Loyal to the one's she loves. Overall wonderful person
Hi Ashley

Hi how are you?

I am good.

You are a great friend.

Thank you
by StarSearch February 2, 2010
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