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alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.
alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢
by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021
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alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.
Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.
by TrashVan March 20, 2018
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ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him
ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite
by Lollopolol July 29, 2019
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Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022
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Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain
Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain
by Alan_asian July 28, 2022
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Alan

alan is a very beautiful boy. he is the type of boy that anyone can ask for. he’s kind,funny,and hot. he is good at basketball and he likes to mess around with people. he is a very smart person and he is always standing up for him self. alan likes to make people laugh . He is a very happy boy that needs someone to take care of him.
Some random bitch: Alan is so hot
The bitches friend : Yea whoever dates him is so lucky
by his girlfriend !! April 26, 2022
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Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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