The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut

Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches

by The_big man March 15, 2022

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.

As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.

by Bob of terror February 19, 2015

Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.

Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.

by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020

sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018