league me alone

A sentence used to mock a League of Legends player which prefers to play the game instead of interacting with the outside world.
Sometimes it can be used by the League player himself, making the whole conversation all the more tragic.

James: "Eyo bro you gonna hop on OW?"
Sam: "Nah I'm on League right now"
Everyone: "LEAGUE ME ALONE"
Sam: *dies*

by Roninbar September 12, 2021

League

A grouping of peoppe, usually athletes but not always.

Tom Brady got offended when someone suggested that Eli Manning was in the same league/class as him. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, was in Tom Brady's class. He was just a beautiful specimen to behold.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Justice League: War

So, I'm watching this clip, right?

Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

leagued

to be joined to a team or association

-Bro I cant get into the YMCA by our house
--Really? I got leagued by them yesterday

by j.e.v. November 27, 2010

Flops League Syndrome

A rare contagious disease that causes multiple personality disorder causing those infected to act in strange ways. This disease is brought on by spending too much time in flops fantasy football or interacting with those who have been diagnosed with the disease

Yo what happened to jack he keeps telling me to kms and is claiming hes the Vice President? Oh you didnt hear he joined flops league and caught Flops league Syndrome.

by flops league knower August 2, 2023

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 5, 2022