pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt

Dan Murphy has a big nob

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks May 21, 2011

Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.

Hey, Joe Murphy your a bot

by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021

Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.

my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy

by captain bos November 22, 2021

Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018