Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by AELIANA December 1, 2019

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Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

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Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

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Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

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