Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.
by Sir Dripsalot November 04, 2019
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Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
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Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
by Bhaddie..tbh May 27, 2020
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Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.
Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!
by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 29, 2015
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fantastic turkey

Hand motion in which you use when you say something is fantasctic.

You have to use both of your hands. hold up one of your hands like your giving someone a high five but they are standing to one side of you (your right or left) Then take your other hand and make it a thumbs up and make sure your thumb is facing outwards away from you. put the thumbs sideways onto your other palm. its so your pinky is touching your open palm.
That was fantastic turkeyand do the hand motion
by Cassandra Winkleberry November 15, 2007
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turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.
"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".
by Gdubb April 14, 2014
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