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Truck Slut

A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.
by Asdhjl July 1, 2019
mugGet the Truck Slutmug.

Tow truck

The safe word used by someone who’s obsessed with towing
Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020
mugGet the Tow truckmug.

piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.
I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.
mugGet the piss truckmug.

Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
mugGet the Hess Trucksmug.

Cody Truck

A noun used by sorority girls to describe a truck they have permanently linked in their minds to a cute boy.
"Hey, theres a cody truck!!!" "OMG WHERE?!" "Right there! It's tots presh!"

*driving down the street* "cody truck! cody truck! co..wait no, Cody truck!! cody truck! cody truck! cccccooooooooooddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy ttttrrrrrruuuuuccccckkkkk"
by blahblahblah22102 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Cody Truckmug.

lolz truck

When something is REALLY funny, it's a truckload full of lolz. Only used over text/internet talk
Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."

Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"
by lifetakersheartbreakers February 23, 2010
mugGet the lolz truckmug.

Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.
I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.
by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013
mugGet the Truck Monkeymug.

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