A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.
by Asdhjl July 1, 2019

Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

A noun used by sorority girls to describe a truck they have permanently linked in their minds to a cute boy.
"Hey, theres a cody truck!!!" "OMG WHERE?!" "Right there! It's tots presh!"
*driving down the street* "cody truck! cody truck! co..wait no, Cody truck!! cody truck! cody truck! cccccooooooooooddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy ttttrrrrrruuuuuccccckkkkk"
*driving down the street* "cody truck! cody truck! co..wait no, Cody truck!! cody truck! cody truck! cccccooooooooooddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy ttttrrrrrruuuuuccccckkkkk"
by blahblahblah22102 April 25, 2011

Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."
Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"
Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"
by lifetakersheartbreakers February 23, 2010

by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013
