Roach

The person reading this right now

Your a roach

by Latinagirl1111111 February 3, 2020

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

by Knite rider January 30, 2014

Mattea Roach

A Canadian Jeopardy! icon. Friendly and bubbly off the stage, but an absolute steamroller on it.
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!

“I was talking to this person before my game, and they were so friendly and excited… and then utterly decimated me.”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”

by jeopardoge April 20, 2024

Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

by Donde Esta March 14, 2021

Roach

Typically a tall lanky redneck or a broke bitch who smells like shit and doesn't clean their hair.

I yelled " Get away from me you roach" then Noah ran away crying.

by Jh.pk May 14, 2019

Roaches

A maid that walkes in your house for free

WOW ITS A MAID IMA CALL IT ROACHES

by ROACHEs on my wall December 19, 2018

E-roach

A cannabis/hemp cartridge (aka dank tank, dab pen, weed cart, etc) with just a slither of concentrated oil left at the bottom (about a hit or so left)

Person 1: Hey, could I try out one of your dab pens?

Person 2: I can't this time. I'm broke and only gotta these E-roaches to hold me over until Bobby pays me back so I can buy more.

Person 1: Dang it, Bobby.

by GuasaB March 30, 2022