Ryan

a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.

He's such a Ryan.

omg i can't believe that Ryan!

by Rbady April 19, 2010

ryan

(n.) person who pees everywhere

Hey Emily, Ryan Pees Everywhere, Sista!

by Kurbeeh July 25, 2008

Ryan

noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.

You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat.

It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".

by i'm friggin amazing February 3, 2010

Ryan

Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.

Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.

by Ryan The Girl....Duh June 18, 2008

Ryan

Unfunny

Square

Makes fun of your goldfish

Person 1: ewww it’s ryan

Person 2: ikr ugly man

by Shrek kid :) February 16, 2020

Ryan

Your "swag" ex (search swag in this dictionary) who you dated freshman year who actually turned out to be gay. Ugly as a mofo. Wears the same clothes every day. And doesn't grammar

Ryan is the ultimate shit

by Jayswalker July 4, 2017

Ryan

A big fat asshole who hates woman. He's a really gay guy. He is also a child molestor and he likes extra large black man penis, he is the type of person to have really bad body oder.

Guy"I"m gay."
Girl"Ew you're such a Ryan"
Guy"Frick you"

by Joshisugly April 20, 2018