House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.

Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions

by Feedyamutha December 16, 2008

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

Industry Plant

An upcoming or new female rapper or otherwise female artist

New female rapper is such an industry plant!

by librévro May 15, 2025

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021