Major Frick Moment

When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.

Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!

by Brotato Brawler May 5, 2019

Major Cloog

a groomer (but better than the UTTP)

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao

by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025

major

if u name ur son major or say major, this indicates you like big cock sexy oily buff men

I like Major

by ;ljszfgo;hdszr May 26, 2022

Stem Major

Illiterate peasant freshly evolved from homo erectus into a Neanderthal

That Stem Major was such an idiot

by BOBERTTFUGSSZ November 4, 2021

Major

A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.

I saw Major standing by the Physics lab

by @lilac December 19, 2019

Major Lode

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.

Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”

by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024