October 1st

Your mom is a hoe and she likes sucking toes day

Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st

by Shifty999 September 26, 2023

December 1st

Let it rip, November’s over.

Yo it’s December 1st fuck me and nut all in me

by AnusFucer December 13, 2019

June 1st

Ask your crush out on this day and see if they like you back if they don’t then kiss their cheek

1:it’s June 1st so, will you go out with me?
2:yes!(done)/no sorry I don’t like you that way:(
1:*kiss on cheek*

by Oreoflakez May 31, 2022

August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019