Locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.
by IG1879 March 2, 2025

The sexual act of locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.
Me: I just got done gating in my room, and my mind has never felt clearer; I need to take a shower now.
by IG1879 March 13, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

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by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023
