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SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.
That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.
by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*
by That one N-word May 23, 2021
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Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'
People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'
by Wigmaster May 28, 2006
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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