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Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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Do a buy

When some chavvy fuckwit that thinks he’s cool advertises his usually wank fiesta or corsa and begs people to buy it hence “someone do a buy”
by Oldfordsneverdie July 11, 2018
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Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand
Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*
by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018
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Do a 'Nimble'

This relatively new phrase is specifically designed for use on an individual who has completely imploded and spannered their lives beyond any chance of rescue or redemption (either by gobbing off or doing something so retarded that the karma was inbound, and coming in hot...)
To do a 'Nimble' in public is always entertaining, and offers those who witness it the chance to see firsthand how NOT to run your life.

After losing his mind spectacularly whilst screaming down the phone at a lady, the aforementioned culprit failed to realise that his entire rant was being recorded and shortly thereafter uploaded to YouTube, which ordinarily wouldn't really be that bad, except this time a laundry list of disgruntled previous lovers were tagged in the upload...

It doesn't take a professor to realise that he had done a 'Nimble'.

OJ Simpson and Diddy also got snagged doing a 'Nimble'.
by StevePoodle June 2, 2025
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023
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