Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button

Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt

by skittoi April 25, 2021

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

Cum

A white, sticky, substance that is stored in the lungs. Tastes amazing on toast.

Cum is stored in the lungs

by NBA cum October 27, 2022

Cum

A funny white goop that starts to come out of boys from the ages 12-15, don't go too deep into the urban dictionary with this word, because you will get an inevitable huge-ass boner

Jack: Did you know that I started cumming?
Dereck: Nice bro!

by Pipopaido2 March 5, 2022

carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.

Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.

by Howdilicious January 15, 2019

Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males

“I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.

by Cumologist November 1, 2021

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021