I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the boxmug. The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs
by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020
Get the Jackmug. You screwed up.
by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018
Get the Clap the Jackmug. by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020
Get the Jack kohlmug. An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
Get the Jackmug. When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Get the Captain jack sparrowmug. having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.
Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017
Get the Jack frostmug.